What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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