Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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