dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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