is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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