well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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