somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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