Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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