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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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