Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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