chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
you are never too drunk for berry picking
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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