That's intense
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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