shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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