there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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