I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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