put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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