don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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