you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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