Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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