Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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