I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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