So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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