The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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