if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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