sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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