Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
