Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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