Christians are straight up FREAKS
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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