how can u be prego again
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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