I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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