Christians are straight up FREAKS
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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