I'm jealous of your bromance
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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