im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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