dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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