This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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