Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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