hotel room ftw
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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