I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Randomize
