dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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