that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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third nipple confirmed
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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