I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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