you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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