Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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