there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
tell me about the fingering
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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