We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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