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(941): View more from Florida

Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to

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(201): View more from New Jersey

The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.

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(303): View more from Colorado

At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?

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(425): View more from Washington

After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass

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(941): View more from Florida

It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.

(1-941): View more from Florida

Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.

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(613): View more from Ontario

that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud

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