doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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