Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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