She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Terrible idea I love it
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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