So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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