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They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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