IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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