So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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