dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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