My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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